The captions are in. Vote for your favorite by December 10. Click here to vote. Caption Contest December 2023 "See! He is an egg! Even if the nursery rhyme doesn't actually say so!" If Monday was a rescue attempt... I told you, I’m an egg, not an omelet! Looks like Humpty had a great Spring, too! Whoa! Whoa! Tilting that thing really cracks me up! Humpty Dumpty fell off the wall...WAIT..this is going to make matters worse! Oh crap! Get all of the King's horses and all of the King's men on the line, NOW! Yikes! Where's the net? Hey, who asked you for help? I know how to crack up just enough to keep the story going. Bringing new meaning to the term "over easy." Fire Fighters save everything! "Tuck and roll, Humpty! Tuck and Roll!" Vote