Show off your wit by entering the COH cartoon caption contest. Deadline for submissions is August 10. Caption Contest August 2022 What's in this wine? Not only I'm tipsy, I'm also topsy. It was at this moment they both realized there really is a brain in there. "Aw, man. Not again. It's been doin' that since I had COVID and binge-watched reality TV all quarantine. My brain's been, like, tryna run away since then. Like, I think it's mad at me or something?" "Brain, its what's for dinner." Sorry, it does it every time! Alcohol loosens me up and I start to talk my head off. It was at this point that Eileen regretted not extending the warranty on Dave's brain surgery! They say to stay hydrated, the amount of water you need to drink is half your body weight in ounces. Who's they? I don't know. People, doctors, the news. Hmm that's crazy. Well in that case I will be drinking water all day! Like i said, it goes straight to my head. Dessert is about to be a mind-blowing experience. I see great minds drink alike. I didn't mean it literally to name the wine off the top of your head! Jim, you don't have to flip your lid over wine that's a little too dry!? The date went south when Frank asked Sue to tickle his mind. Vote